Life is too short for boring shirts. The Penetrate Yourself tee makes that point loudly.

• For the person in the room who says what everyone else is thinking
• Soft-washed graphic tee — wears as well as the joke lands
• Makes a great gift for the straight-talker, the skeptic, or the one friend who always gets it

Snag it while available. You have waited long enough.

Fabric blends:

• Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
• Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester