I bite antisocial sarcastic hoodie: two words, zero small talk, and a hood for extra distance.

• For people who prefer personal space, and a lot of it
• Cozy, relaxed fit, made for cold weather and low tolerance
• A good gift for the introvert, the homebody, or anyone who ends conversations early

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dryclean